Monday, 25 June 2012

Beware of Mr Baker


He was a fire eyed motherfucker of little morality and attack dog attitude back when you could tear through life without a camera phone jammed in your face, cued to transmit your sins to a race plugged in to the sleepless entertainment  grid. No law could govern Ginger Baker back then; not even the law of averages. They all waited for the burnout, and they’re waiting still.

It seems the lord is happy to keep on judging Ginger Baker, keep him kicking around. Perhaps that’ll be his punishment, suffering the scars of his own excess, Dorian Gray to a backbeat. If he suffers now, which he does, how can he complain, which he also does. Maybe because he had it his own way for far too long? Hell, they counted up the votes and it was unanimous, Ladies and Gentlemen. Ginger Baker, least likely to survive the 60’s!

But survive he did, and he don’t like it one bit. South Africa is where you’ll find him now, gulping that morphine and firing guns in his fortified compound. As mean as ever, batshit crazy and still beating those skins, he slipped from the public consciousness, until Rolling Stone’s Jay Bulger turned up with a camera. He got his nose broken for his trouble, as you’d expect, but he stuck at it, breathing new life into an old legend. Roll up Ladies and Gentlemen, the freakshow is in town, just drop your dime in that slot and stand back from the screen.


Friday, 13 August 2010

Thursday, 12 August 2010

Boards don't hit back.

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Wednesday, 11 August 2010

The Last Exorcism Poster

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Vintage Violence

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Tuesday, 10 August 2010

Monday, 9 August 2010

Condorman

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Young Money

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Saturday, 7 August 2010

The Love Man

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King Rocker

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Thursday, 5 August 2010

Whatever he hits, he destroys.

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Wednesday, 21 July 2010

Tuesday, 20 July 2010

Monday, 12 July 2010

Saturday, 10 July 2010

Wednesday, 19 May 2010

Bud Fox bagged an elephant.

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"Just kicking ass and taking names!"

Tuesday, 18 May 2010

Anthrax on Married with Children


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Good Lord, I’m even starting to bore myself by continuously harking back to the halcyon days of movies and TV in the 80’s/90’s, bemoaning the murder of prosthetic make up and special FX by the evil CGI companies, and the lack of great comic character based sit-coms like Sledgehammer and Married With Children.
It was when I was taking the load off my mind by browsing through the hundreds of classic Al Bundy clips on youtube this week that I happened upon a classic episode of Married With Children that had completely escaped my memory. The episode ‘My Dinner with Anthrax’ saw stunted loser kid Bud Bundy win a radio competition to have classic thrash band Anthrax come over to his house to play at a party he’s organised during Al and Peggy’s anniversary vacation to Florida. A massive snow storm ensures that the only people who make it to the throwdown are Bud, Kelly and weirdly hot next door neighbour Marcy, who the guys from Anthrax think is a dude. Anthrax try to skip the date, but Bud holds them to the contract, so after getting high consuming some of Peggy’s “food” from the fridge, the band play ‘In My World’ and trash the house. We’re talking bottles over heads, guitars through drywall and Al’s beloved Highschool Football Trophies getting annihilated.
“You kids should be ashamed of yourselves, throwing a party while I was stuck down in a swamp having sex with your mother!” Al Bundy.